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    Daimler-Chrysler Wants a Divorce. Shocking.

    Noah GraffBy Noah GraffFebruary 16, 2007Updated:January 21, 20146 Comments2 Mins Read
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    We now have the news that Daimler-Chrysler wants a divorce. Shocking.

    One more stupid merger falls apart because the people couldn’t get along. The Germans thought Detroit built crappy cars, and the Chrysler folk thought the Mercedes men dissed them. The hapless Dr. Z commercials were so discordant with American sensibilities even Beyoncé hood ornaments could not have saved the lines.

    About the only way GM could buy Chrysler would be to trade its interest in Delphi for it. Marrying Ford and Chrysler would be a match between Alzheimer patients. Toyota needs Chrysler like it needs a UAW contract, and Carlos Ghosn now has a toothache at Renault.

    Chrysler is as sick as a metropolitan newspaper, which means that there are buyers on Wall Street who smell blood and money, but not in Autoland. Kirk Kerkorian might resurface for a Chrysler redux, but at 90-years-old with his slots at MGM just spewing money, what does he need Chrysler’s misery for?

    If Dieter Zietsche and his comrades are willing to take the hit, Chrysler will be sold to a hedge fund willing to stare down the UAW in the upcoming contract negotiations. This could mean a long strike like Goodyear recently weathered. I think Daimler has no stomach for this kind of war, so they will probably bail out quickly.

    Some shrewd and gutsy people will step up for the minivan, Jeep and Dodge truck franchises. Chrysler is not a basket case yet, but the sooner the Daimler Dandies head back to Stuttgart the better.

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    6 Comments

    1. Magneto on March 19, 2007 6:39 pm

      What a mess. Jeep is probably the most valuable part of the mix – they’ve been passed around the American automotive market; Willys, Kaiser, AMC, Chrysler, Daimler… now who? I hope they haven’t designed Jeep into a rut. Some of the new models are homely and not selling well (e.g. Commander, slated for discontinuation in 2009). Perhaps a group of good investors will get together – people that care about the brands and history – in lieu of a pack of greedy money wolves.

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